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Sullivan 'can't everyone just retire? This wage bill thing's expensive!'

Posted by wycombewanderer 216 days ago Off the Wall
http://www.theda.co.uk — New West Ham United chairman David Sullivan has called on the entire West Ham squad to retire and 'run a bar or something' in order to free up funds at the East London club. In a scrutinous review of spending it's understood vice chairman Karen Brady already has plans in place to use scented candles to light evening games 'in a bid to cut electricity bills' and has also written to the Premier League asking for permission to cone off one half of the pitch and play sideways, in order to sell off the other half to housing developers.
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